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Citatsamling - dogs (Quotes)
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The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. (Alphonse de Lamartine)
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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. (Unknown)
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. (Groucho Marx)
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Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect. (W.R. Koehler)
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The best thing about a man is his dog. (Proverbs, France)
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. (James Thurber)
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Det er forkert at sige, at jeg ikke bryder sig om hunde. Jeg holder meget af hunde - udstoppede. (Garfield)
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Hvis din hund fælder, skal du blot dyppe den i fernis. (Garfield)
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I hundens øjne har sengen kun en ulempe. Mennesket tror også, han skal sove i den. (Stephen Baker )
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Hvis dyr kunne tale ... ville hunden være en jovial, ligefrem, brav fyr - men katten ville have den sjældne egenskab aldrig at sige et ord for meget. (Philip Gilbert Hamerton)
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Hunden er menneskets sjette sans. (Friedrich Hebbel)
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Jeg betragter en hund som en overdimensioneret nullermand! (Garfield)
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Hunde har ejere.... katte har personale (Anonymous)
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If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them, as we do with people (Capek)
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Hvis din hund siger du er den bedste, så spørg ikke igen (Unknown)
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.(Josh Billings)
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Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies.(Gene Hill)
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. (Andrew A.)
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. (Unknown)
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If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either. (Unknown)
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Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well. (Bonnie Wilcox)
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No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich. (Louis Sabin)
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Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. (Josh Billings)
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A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away (Unknown Dog)
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.(Roger Caras)
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. (Dave Barry)
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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.(Ann Landers)
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The reason a dog has so many friends, is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. (Anonymous)
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The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. (George Graham)
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Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress. (Louis Sabin)
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Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.(Roger Caras)
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A good dog deserves a good home.(Proverb)
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The ideal dog food would be a ration that tastes like a postman. (Anonymous)
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A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours. (Anonymous)
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It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk. (Anonymous)
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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.(Franklin P.)
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I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer. (Barbara Woodhouse)
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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. (Robert Louis)
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Happiness is a warm puppy. (Charles Schulz)
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A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it. (Helen Thomson)
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A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.(Charlotte Gray)
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Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. There's so little hope for advancement (Snoopy)
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A dog is the only thing that can fill the void in your empty heart (Kate)
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Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted. (Sian Ford)
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En hund tænker:
- De mennesker jeg bor hos, tager sig godt af mig. De giver mig mad, kærlighed og et sted at bo. De må være guder.
En kat tænker:
- De mennesker jeg bor hos, tager sig godt af mig. De giver mig mad, kærlighed og et sted at bo. Jeg må være en gud. (Unknown)
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Citatsamling - animal
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Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. (Colette)
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My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating -- and he knows when to stop working. (Harry S. Truman)
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. (Groucho Marx)
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I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. (Groucho Marx) - (US comedian with Marx Brothers-1890 - 1977)
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"Man skal opføre sig som en and; være rolig og upåvirket på overfladen, og så padle som bare helvede under vandet" (Jacob M. Braude)
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Mennesker vil forråde dine hemmeligheder, dit venskab og din kærlighed. Men dyr vil aldrig bedrage dig. (Brigitte Bardot)
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Gud må have skabt mange væsener for sjovs skyld. Hvordan kan man ellers forklare kænguruen? (G.K. Chesterton)
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En af de største forskelle mellem mennesker og aber er, at menneskene aber meget mere efter. (Mikael Rode)
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Dyr giver mere mening i tilværelsen end mennesker. (Steen og Stoffer)
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Vis mig en kat, der er skrap til at fange mus, så skal jeg vise dig en kat med dårlig ånde (Garfield)
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Katte: en pygme løve som elsker mus, hader hunde og nedgør mennesker (Oliver Herford)
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Inderst inde motiveres vi alle af de samme drifter. Katte tør efterleve dem. (Jim Davis)
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. (Winston Churchhill)
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Når katten og musen lever i fred, kan det mærkes på spisekammeret. (Filippinsk ordsprog)
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Katten kender ingen herre, den kender sit hjem. (Græsk ordsprog)
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Der er noget tragisk i, at man for at få en Fugl til at stå stille, bliver nødt til at udstoppe den! (Storm P)
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Man kan tage tigeren ud af junglen, men man kan ikke tage junglen ud af tigeren. (Steen og Stoffer)
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Hvis du er dens kærlighed værdig, vil katten være din ven, men aldrig din slave. ( Theophile Gautier)
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No heaven willl not ever heaven be, unless my cats are there to welcome me. (Anonymous)
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As we all know, cats now rule the world.(John R.F.)
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I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior (Hippolyte Taine)
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A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. (Hazel Nicholson)
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink (Anonymous)
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For tusindevis af år siden blev katte tilbedt som guder. Kattene har aldrig glemt dette. (Anonymous)
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There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.(Anonymous)
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Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.(John Dingman)
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"If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer (Alfred North)
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Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge. (Eleanor Farjeon)
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Katte kan med matematisk nøjagtighed regne ud, hvor de skal sætte sig, for at være mest til ulejlighed (Pam Brown )
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You own a dog; you feed a cat.(Jim Fiebig)
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How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven. (Robert A)
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Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well (Missy Dizick)
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To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction--and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. (Stephen Baker)
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't. (Nan Porter)
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Forskellen på en hund og en kat er : En hund kommer når du kalder, en kat tager imod besked og kommer når det passer den. (Anonymous)
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Lille kat, lille kat på vejen der, hvis er du, hvis er du, Jeg er sku min egen! (Piet Hein)
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Des mere jeg ved om mænd, desto mere holder jeg af katte. (Anonymous)
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Happiness is like a cat sleeping on your lap. You can't force it to come to you and you can't force it to stay with you. (Pierre Foglia)
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